愚人節短信英文版
1、我願意一生守在你的身邊，冬天做你的棉被，夏天做你的電風扇。愚人節快樂！
Keep in your side， I am willing to life make your quilt in winter， summer do your electric fans。 Happy April fool's day！
2、都說豬很懶，但我不這麼認爲。至少現在，我發現有一頭豬正在看短信。
All say pig is very lazy， but I don't think so。 At least now， I found a pig is reading text messages。
3、我活到如今還沒撒過謊，但今天上天讓我遇見你，我終於可以開張撒謊了：你帥呆酷斃了。
I live to now hasn't lied， but god let me meet you today， I finally opened can lie： you stay cool handsome。
4、假如我不向你求婚，我會後悔一輩子，由於你是我的惟一。愚人節快樂！
If I don't propose to you， I will regret a lifetime， because you are the one for me。 Happy April fool's day！
5、無論你在哪裏，只要仰天長笑，大叫三聲“我是美女”，我就會出現在你面前。
No matter where you are， as long as the face upwards long laugh， shout three "I is beauty"， I will appear in front of you。
6、做傢俱的是木材，懂詩詞的是秀才，衆人想的是錢財，看消息的是蠢才。
Do furniture is lumber， understand poetry is scholar， they think of is money， the message is a fool。
7、地震不稀奇，洪水也不稀奇，火上噴發更不稀奇，最稀奇的是：小豬竟然會看信息！
Earthquake not curious， not the flood fire erupted more not rare， the most surprising is that the pig should see information！
8、放心，接收這條短信不會對你造成太大損失，僅僅會使你手機內存儲的信息全部刪除。
Rest assured， receiving this message you will not cause too much loss， just can make your phone delete all stored information。
9、祝你：打牌運氣拉不住，豹子金花把把出，別人瞪眼你笑臉，別人掏錢你收錢。
Wish you： playing CARDS is not luck， the leopard golden flower hang out， others stare you smile， people pay you money。
10、爸爸今天打了我兩次，第一次是因爲看見了我手裏兩分的成績單，第二次是因爲成績單是他小時候的。
Dad hit me twice today， because for the first time saw my hand two report card， the second is his childhood because transcripts。
11、你有天使的面孔，魔鬼的身材，就連你放屁的姿勢都那麼優美。可在大庭廣衆之下，控制一下節奏好嗎？
Do you have a angel face， devil figure， even you fart posture is so beautiful。 Can in public under， control the tempo？
12、彩票中了五百萬，業務提升爲骨幹；房子貸款已還完，睡醒一覺變貂禪。你美了吧！
Lottery in five million， promoted as the backbone of business； The house loan has also finished， wake up sleep diau charn。 You are beautiful！
13、經證實，你就是N年前逃亡的犯罪嫌疑人XXX，您已被警方控制，請速到**局自首。
It's proved that the fugitive suspects XXX， you are N years ago you have been controlled by the police， please surrender to the police。
14、你真是個天才――天生的蠢才，畢業於哈佛――哈爾濱佛學院，長得也不錯――長得這樣真的不是你的錯！
You're a genius - born fool， graduated from harvard， Harbin institute of buddhist studies， looks pretty good also， this really isn't you of wrong！
15、你已在我們監視範圍，不要左看右看！你現在只有把手機放在地上，然後先前走，不能回頭！
You have been in our monitoring scope， don't left see right to see！ You now only put mobile phone on the ground， then walk earlier， can't turn back！
16、警告：你的浴室在三個月前被安裝了針孔攝像機，VCD將於三天後以特快專遞寄給你，請注意查收！
Warning： your bathroom in the three months ago was installed pinhole cameras， VCD will be sent to you by DHL in three days later， please find！
17、如果你不是摩托羅拉那種防水的手機的話，看短信時請注意，別笑得口水流到機子上，那會壞的。
If you are not a MOTOROLA that waterproof phone， please pay attention to when watching SMS， don't laugh mouth water to the machines， it would be bad。
18、有個烏龜沒事幹，潛入水底下個蛋，下完蛋後去找蛋，沒有發現這個蛋，要問此蛋在哪裏？正把手機短信看！
A tortoise hazelnut， diving under an egg， to find egg under gone， have not found the egg， to ask where the eggs？ Is the mobile phone short message！
19、我是冤魂，我死在你們寢室樓的地下室，去年我被肢解了，每天晚上我都向上爬，你能過來拉我一把麼，我在你牀邊。
I am， my death in your dormitory building basement， last year I was dismembered， every night I up， can you come over to pull me a hand， I in your bed。
20、你怒氣衝衝的衝進某單位，嚷道：這裏是動物保護協會嗎？工作職員：是啊，請問是誰欺負你了？
You angry rushed into one unit， rang way： here is the animal protection association？ Working staff： yes， could you tell me who bully you？
21、你絕情一閃而過令我頓時迷失自我，我真想把你留住，但沉浸在今生難忘的一剎間，我不能讓你走，我大叫：抓賊啊！
You girlfriend。may a flash I suddenly lost myself， I really want to keep you， but immersed in a memorable moment， this life I can't let you go， I cry， stop thief！
22、你比鏡子還能反映我的缺點，你比莊子還博學多才，你比孫子還有謀略。所以我們都親切的叫你：“鏡莊孫子”。
You than mirror can reflect my faults， you than zhuangzi Renaissance， you than grandchildren and discretion。 So we all kind of call you： "mirror zhuang grandson"。
23、手機保養新方法：每次開機後5秒鐘內，將手機放入一盆清水中浸泡10分鐘，手機的壽命將提高一倍。
New mobile phone maintenance methods： every boot after 5 seconds， the phone into a basin of clear water soak for 10 minutes， the service life of mobile phone will double。
24、雞是用做下蛋的，牛是有活就乾的，貓是挨家混飯的，羊是將來烤串的，狗是讓人來慣的，你是等着出圈的。
Is used to lay eggs， chicken cow is living on dry， the cat went very seriously， sheep are barbecue in the future， a dog is a let a person to be used， you are waiting for ones。
25、快打開電視，看41頻道，在放超好玩超搞笑的電視節目，我肚子都笑痛了！打開了嗎？茫然了嗎？哈哈，愚人節快樂！
Quick turn on the television， watching channel 41， in a super fun super funny TV program， my belly laugh pain！ The open？ The vacant？ Ha ha， happy April fool's day！
26、以前我只知道，小豬不會說話，就知道哼哼，可是後來遇到了你，才知道原來你比小豬還會哼，正說你呢，你還哼！
Before， I only know that the pig can't talk， just know hum， but later met you， just know originally you than pig will hum， say， how about you， do you still hum！
27、因網絡擴建，您的手機如出現信息不良，請將手機使勁往地上砸，如有困難，我們24小時免費上門服務！
Appear because of the network expansion， such as your mobile information， please phone the floor to hit hard， if you have difficulty， we 24 hours door-to-door service for free！
28、你帥你帥，頭頂一窩白菜，身披一條麻袋，腰纏一根海帶，自認爲是東方不敗，其實是衰神二代！
You handsome you handsome， the top of the head a nest of cabbage， wearing a sack， waist a stick of kelp， thought is east don't hurt， is actually a failure god the second generation！
29、最近表現不太好，跟我聯繫有些少，趕快給我道個歉，電話短信隨你便，最好請我吃頓飯，我們還是好夥伴！
Recent performance is not very good， contact me some little， get give me an apology， phone message with you， had better ask me to eat meal， we are still good partner！
30、你將要去他方遠行，真誠的朋友爲你送行，凜冽的寒風擋不住我們的友情，我握住你的手說“好好改造，爭取減刑”
！You will go to other travel， sincere friends to see you off， to resist the cold wind of our friendship， I hold your hand and said "good reformation， fight for their sentence！
31、權威人士透露，爲更好地豐富人民的假日生活，進一步拉動假日經濟，今年的五一節假期將會由去年的七天增加到十天！
Insider， to better enrich people's holiday life， further boost the holiday economy， for the May Day holiday this year will increase by the last seven days to ten days！
32、緊急提醒：近日恐有雷電現象，出門時請把手機放在頭上並將充電器連線插上拖於身後，用於避雷，切記！
Emergency remind： recently could have lightning phenomenon， go out please put the phone on the head and to match the charger plug in drag in behind, used for lightning protection, remember！
33、這是一條你必備的警告：由於黑客侵入你的手機系統，電池即被引爆！請立即將手機電池取下扔出五米距離。切記！
This is a necessary warning you： because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that！
34、一歲吃喝嫖賭抽，兩歲坑蒙拐騙偷。此人年少有出息，長大以後智商低。明知這人就是你，還要堅持看到底！
One year old food and drink piao wager,'re incapable to steal at the age of two。 The man years rare promise, low IQ when I grew up。 Knowing that this person is you, still have to see on the bottom！
35、你酷，你酷，你喝水在水庫，睡覺在古墓，嘴裏流瀑布，四肢像枕木，你當你是貂禪呂布，其實你是南極土著。
You cool, you cool, you drink water in the reservoir, to sleep in the tomb, the mouth flow waterfall, limbs like a sleeper, you when you're diau charn lyu3 bu4, actually you are indigenous South Pole。
36、你的國語標準請跟我一起念：萬萬望望、望旺萬旺、萬腕忘忘、萬旺萬旺……好了，狗狗別叫了，吃骨頭羅。愚人節快樂！
Your mandarin standard please say with me： never looked, looked prosperous Wan Wang wrist, forget the forgotten, Wan Wang Wan Wang…… Well, the dog dog don't call, eating bones。 Happy April fool's day！
37、你的寫作水平很高，你的文采也很好，你的語句也很優秀，如果再努力奮鬥兩三年，我看水平也跟我差不多了，哈哈，愚人節快樂。
Your writing is very high, your gift is also very good, your statement is very good also, if you hard work for two or three years, I see level also told me about, ha ha, happy April fool's day。
38、你瞭解宋詞嗎？請大聲地念五遍這首宋詞：暗痕春，步驚春娥怯還奔，暗眉鬧姿，似紗掛，暗使歌娥擺舞。
Do you know the song？ Please read aloud five times this first song lyrics： dark mark in the spring of step jing spring afraid also ran to the posture, dark eyebrow like yarn hang, dark make song moths swing dance。
39、你站在人羣中，被輕柔的風吹起的長髮，像人間最美的旋律，在我心頭久久迴盪，使我想說：你的假髮要掉了……今天可是愚人節哦！
You stand in the crowd, the gentle wind blowing hair, as the world's most beautiful melody, echoed in my mind for a long time, I want to say： you dropped your wig to…… Today is April fool's day！
40、我是一塊巨石，在此佇立多時。飽受千年風雨，望眼欲穿想你。只爲和你相識，騰空將你壓實，小樣兒，壓不死你老子不白活啦！
I am a big rock, in the stand。 By one thousand years wind and rain, dream miss you。 Just for and you get to know each other, small kind son, compaction to vacate your pressure die you Lao tze not in vain！
41、如果**規定一個人一生只能找一個女子，我情願那個人就是你，我無怨無悔，至死不渝！但偏偏**沒規定……那就算了！
If government regulations can only be a person life looking for a woman, I would rather that person is you, I complaint or regret, to die！ But it happened that the government didn't rule…… That even if！
42、你對我真的很好，把我當親兄弟一樣對待，對我的照顧真是無微不至。我要好好報答你，這不我正吃紅燒肘子呢，你快過來。幫我洗碗吧！
It's really good to me, you treat me as brothers, for me is very protective of him。 I want to repay you well, it's not I'm eat to braise in soy sauce elbow, you quickly come here。 Help me wash the dishes！
