幽默的英語諺語
1、灰裡芝麻泥裡豆，菜籽田裡摸泥鰍。
Sesame mud in ash, beans in rapeseed field, loach.
2、拳不離手，曲不離口。
Fist does not leave the hand, song does not leave the mouth.
3、勤是搖錢樹，儉是聚寶盆。
Diligence is a cash cow, and thrift is a treasure trough.
4、秀才餓死不賣書，壯士窮途不賣劍。
Scholars die of hunger and do not sell books, but warriors do not sell swords.
5、一個雞蛋吃不飽，一身臭名背到老。
An egg is not enough to eat, and it is notorious all the time.
6、人多智謀廣，柴多火焰高。
Many people have great wisdom, but many firewood have high flame.
7、根深不怕風搖動，樹正何愁影子斜。
Deep roots do not fear the wind to shake, the tree is why sad shadow oblique.
8、一天省下一兩糧，十年要用倉來裝。
Save one or two grains a day and store them in warehouses for ten years.
9、獅舞三堂沒人看，講話三遍沒人聽。
No one watched the three lion dances and no one listened to the three speeches.
10、留得五湖明月在，不怕沒處下金鉤。
Leave five lakes bright moon in, not afraid of no place to lay golden hook.
11、狐狸總要露尾巴，毒蛇總要吐舌頭。
The fox always shows its tail and the snake always spits its tongue.
12、人哄地皮，地哄肚皮。
People coax the ground, the ground coax the belly.
13、屋裡無燈望月出，身上無衣望天熱。
There was no lamp in the house to watch the moon rise, and no clothes to watch the heat.
14、小時不教成渾蟲，長大不學成懶龍。
If you don't teach a worm in an hour, if you grow up, you don't learn to be a lazy dragon.
15、只有上不去的天，沒有過不去的山。
There are no mountains that can't be crossed.
16、窮家難捨，熟地難離。
Poor families are inseparable from familiarity.
17、種菜老婆吃菜腳，做鞋老婆打赤腳。
The vegetable-growing wife eats food feet and the shoe-making wife barefoot.
18、人怕傷心，樹怕剝皮。
People are afraid of sadness, and trees are afraid of peeling.
19、人多出韓信，智多出孔明。
More people than Han Xin, more wisdom than Kong Ming.
20、人不在大小，馬不在高低。
People are not big, horses are not high or low.
21、光說不幹，事事落空；又說又幹，馬到成功。
If you say nothing, everything falls short; if you say something and do it again, you will succeed.
22、不怕吃飯揀大碗，就怕幹活愛偷懶。
Not afraid to eat and pick big bowls, but afraid to work lazy.
23、不要看公羊叫得厲害，要看他過河的本領。
Don't look at the ram barking hard, but at his ability to cross the river.
24、門前有馬非為富，家中有人不算窮。
There are horses in front of the door who are not rich, and some in the family who are not poor.
25、姑舅親，輩輩親，打斷骨頭連著筋。
Uncles and relatives, from generation to generation, broke the bones and tendons.
26、香花不一定好看，會說不一定能幹。
Fragrant flowers are not necessarily good-looking, they may not be competent.
27、人到四十五，正是出山虎。
When people reach 45, it is the mountain tiger.
28、人家誇，一朵花；自己誇，人笑話。
People praise, a flower; they praise, people laugh.
29、命裡有時終需有，命裡無時莫強求。
You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kvetch for it if it doesn't appear in your life.
30、人惡人怕天不怕，人善人欺天不欺。
The wicked fear heaven, but the good deceive heaven.
31、秦嶺山脈一條線，南吃大米北吃麵。
There is a line in the Qinling Mountains, where rice is eaten in the South and noodles in the north.
32、人愛富的，狗咬窮的。
People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.
33、內練一口氣，外練一口屁。
Practice one breath inside and one ass outside.
34、要吃辣子栽辣秧，要吃鯉魚走長江。
To eat spicy seeds to plant spicy rice seedlings, to eat carp to walk along the Yangtze River.
35、一舉首登龍虎榜，十年身到風凰池。
First place on the list of dragons and tigers, ten years to Fenghuangchi.
36、雜草剷除要趁早，孩兒教育要從小。
Weeds should be eradicated as early as possible and children should be educated from an early age.
37、人怕信心齊，虎怕成群。
People fear confidence, tigers fear crowds.
38、桃花要趁東風開，幸福要靠勞動來。
Peach blossoms blossom in the East wind, and happiness depends on labor.
39、人敬有的，狗咬醜的。
People respect, dogs bite ugly.
40、天冷不凍織女手，荒年不餓勤耕人。
Weaver women are not frozen in cold weather, and hardworking people are not hungry in barren years.
41、有愛情的生活是幸福的，為愛情而生活是愚蠢的。
Life with love is happy, life for love is foolish.
42、四川太陽雲南風，貴州落雨如過冬。
Sichuan sun Yunnan wind, Guizhou rain like winter.
43、枯木逢春猶再發，人無兩度再少年。
The dead wood will return in spring, and no one will ever be a teenager again.
44、好漢做事幹到底，好馬登程跑到頭。
A good man does everything to the end, and a good horse runs to the end.
45、狗記路，貓記家，小孩只記**媽。
Dogs keep track, cats keep track of homes, and children only remember to eat wet nurses.
46、親不過父母，近不過夫妻。
Parents are not close to parents, but couples.
47、好鐵要經三回爐，好書要經百回讀。
Good iron goes through three hearths and good books go through a hundred.
48、不怕虎狼當面坐，只怕人前兩面刀。
They are not afraid of sitting face to face with tigers and wolves, but of knives on both sides.
49、龍游淺水遭蝦戲，虎落平陽被犬欺。
Dragon swimming in shallow water was shrimp play, tiger falling in Pingyang was bullied by dog.
50、人怕話多，活怕人做。
People are afraid to talk much, but they are afraid to do anything.
51、人活七十稀，請教不為低。
Seventy people live a sparse life.
52、人前若愛爭長短，人後必然說是非。
If a man loves to contend for advantages and disadvantages before, he must say yes and no after.
53、人勤病就懶，人懶病就勤。
People are lazy when they are sick and lazy when they are sick.
54、人心不足蛇呑象，貪心不足吃月亮。
People's hearts are not enough for snakes and elephants, and greed is not enough for the moon.
55、人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。
Man can't look, sea water can't be measured.
56、十年窗下無人問，一舉成名天下知。
No one asked under the window for ten years, and it became famous all over the world.
57、撒網要撒迎風網，開船要開頂風船。
To cast a net against the wind, to sail a ship against the wind.
58、說空話的人有一個甜蜜的舌頭，實幹的人有一雙勤勞的手。
The empty talker has a sweet tongue, and the doer has a pair of industrious hands.
59、人合心，馬合套。
People fit in, horses fit in.
